Ok, while it is indeed compelling that the restaurant shares my name, there is much more to be said about this great little Greek "Greasy Spoon." They are located a couple blocks north of Chicago on State.

Wow, where to start. Hmm. Well, the gyros (#6 I believe) are my favorite dish there. You get a generous helping of shaved mystery-lamb meat, which is typically a little crispy and well-paired with a nice pile of fries.
Jessica usually gets the hotdog "nudie" style, as she can't eat the bun. Or she will have the hamburger meal without the bun.
If you ever need a quick bit to eat, and are anywhere near Moody Bible Institute (Chicago and La Salle), swing up to Johnny's. If you are a Moody or Loyola student, bring your ID for an additional 10% off.